What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : Because it's month of August.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Why do people see porn pics when they can watch porn videos instead?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Why did my 2001 4.6 liter Mustang GT V8 make "only" 260 HP while today's base Dodge 3.6 liter V6 churns out almost 300 HP? Both benefit from fuel injection and ECUs.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Me : Sure.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Why is Russia always right? All eyes toward Russian glory!

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Democrat voters, why are you so naive, easy to manipulate, can't see a liar standing right in front of you and why won't you research your party? You will find they have a plan for all W. Nations and it's evil.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Kuorans can you write a sad story about kpop?

Me : Thank you.

He : Tea ?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Why does an older married man turn bisexual?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : Then let's have some coffee

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Why was Cars 2 so bad?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Me : I don't drink

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

My wife admitted to cheating on me with a married man. Should I tell this man and his wife that I know?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

I have been married for 34 years, and I found out my wife lied, and cheated a lot back before we got married. Does she not change, or is it possible she is still a cheater?

He : I'm 24.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Is there an MBTI personality that is more or less likely to handle stress?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Me : No

Why did McLaren hope that the Ferrari pair would pit twice during the Italian Grand Prix?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

What was your biggest culture shock going to Europe?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.